ShamWow-worthy

When a woman is so hot and alluring that you are certain to need to mop up any after effects and remove any DNA evidence from your underwear or bedsheets.
"You know Karen, from Anchorage? In my book she's incredibly ShamWow-worthy, don't you think?"
by VinceTheShamWowGuy July 18, 2009
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status worthy

When you have such a great moment that you have to post a status on facebook instead of twitter.
Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"

Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy
by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012
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Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.
Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy
by j_ball13 November 25, 2011
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starfish-worthy

Some women only reserve anal sex for those they find really hot or that they really love. If they DO find somebody really hot or really love them, they may deem that person "starfish-worthy."
Dude, he wanted to do anal with me and since he's SOOOO hot, I think he's starfish-worthy.
by Feisty M January 28, 2015
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Gay Worthy

Any fashion, decor, restaurant, hotel, publication, cocktail, etc. displayed by a straight man and deemed worthy enough to be approved by the highly discerning tastes of a gay man.
Strait Lewis: "Welcome. Come on in. Can I make you Grey Goose Cosmo?"

Gay Rob: "Of course! Do you even have to ask? Oh my God, your home is absolutely fabulous!"

Straight Lewis: "Yes, I would say that I have a seamlessly blended eclectic mix of pieces ranging from the neoclassical era to the mid-century aesthetic."

Gay Rob: "Well, it is definitely gay worthy!"
by Lewis Ebersole January 30, 2008
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fart worthy

definition 1:
When someone is so attractive, that someone else declares they are worth having farts sucked out of their asshole.

definition 2:

When an actor/singer/artist is loved by a fan to the extent of having that fan find them "fart-worthy" despite their physical appearance.
example 1:
dude 1: "Dude, did you see Pam in that skin tight leopard outfit last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah dude, I saw her. She looked absolutely fart worthy last night."

example 2:
"Michelle told me she thinks Jay Z is fart worthy because she considers him the best rapper alive, but I think he looks like a camel."
by mytchiemitch October 10, 2009
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Skittle Worthy

to be skittle worthy one must be hott, sexy and have a hella sexy body.

There is a skittle commercial where the guy can turn anything he touches into skittles. Therefore, when you are called skittle worthy your shirt/pants/or other clothing is thought to be touched and turned into skittles, so there is no more clothes.
Damn, Nick is skittle worthy.
Hey, ya know that Dusty kid, he is totally skittle worthy.
I woke up next to Kyle Clark this morning, all i remember was damn he was skittle worthy.
by Dana S March 04, 2008
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