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fondue poo

1) (N.) A hot dish usually made of cheese, wine and poo.
2) (Adj.) The defecation that occurs following a trip to Ingrams Chili Bowl.
1) You have to appreciate the nutty aroma in this fondue poo.
2) My last fondue poo piled so high I could feel it!
by Damn Near Rectum February 10, 2004
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Founder

Verb. To relentlessly pursue a solution beyond the point where most humans would concede defeat. Often applied to challenges that others do not recognize as problems. Most frequently used when someone is annoyed that the founder will not leave them alone. To tweak and optimize with conviction and compulsion.

Historical: originally used by spouses of start-up founders to describe really annoying behavior traits, usually a compulsion to solve a problem despite social cues that perhaps it's time to give up.
Example: "Stop foundering me!"

Use case: Spouse walks into the kitchen to find their loved one in a pile of disassembled electronics. "I had to fix the light on the waffle maker." "I thought it still worked without the light." "Technically it does, but I didn't know when to take out my waffles." "I thought they were fine." "They were darker than I wanted." "Of course they were, so you had to founder the waffle maker?" "I've almost got it..."

Use case: "I heard about a waterfall that iced over, but I can't go by myself. Let's go ice climbing tomorrow!" "I always get cold belaying you." "Look, I got you a heavy down jacket." "You got me that last year, and I was still cold." "It's pink, and you never get to wear it." "No." "I'll fill a thermos with hot chocolate." "Stop foundering me." Impervious "Look, I got heat packs to put in your boots and gloves." "STOP FOUNDERING ME!"
by GeneGeek May 2, 2016
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Flounder Founder

A mayor or founder who has the same physique and thiccness as Bubble Bass
Stacey: Damn did you see mayor James, talk about a real flounder founder.
by BruhBruhPepperoni June 30, 2019
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fondueling

dueling over who gets to dip into a fondue pot. stabbing may occur.
the fondueling match turned ugly after I got stabbed by a fondue fork
by burtonxrider1 October 31, 2009
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Founders Classical Academy of Corinth

You think YOUR school is bad? Just wait till you see this place. It's too poor to afford anything but books no one uses... not even enough parking. Don't even get me started on the teachers. If you are caught with your shirt untucked, you will be nailed to a cross and set aflame. The administration is a bunch of self-entitled white women who likely have never seen a dick bigger than the average human thumb. The students at this school are more toxic than the lunch food, which happens to have rats in it. The counselors might as well be the janitors, as most of the kids at this school look like they are about to shoot the place. All in all this shithole can be summed up in 4 words... Avoid at all costs.
Founders Classical Academy of Corinth made my brother kill himself.
by anonymous4827 May 17, 2022
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chocolate fondue fountain

The sexual act of giving your partner anal sex and them forcing Diarrhea down the sides of your dick while your dick is inserted. It looks like a chocolate fondue fountain.
Last night I was giving it to my girlfriend up the arse and she went the chocolate fondue fountain. It was revolting.
by ltcdm02 June 8, 2013
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spacepot fondue

John enjoys a spacepot fondue
by Milldog123 November 17, 2015
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