Folded

When you get FUCKED UP, your ass beat, etc.

Yo this dude just smacked your girls ass.
Oh he about to get folded.

by Notgivinachuck January 6, 2017

Folded

The act of being forcibly bent over or “folded” in preparation to be penetrated, usually in a homosexual orgy.

“Hey man, how was fire practise last night? ”
“Brutal man, I can barely walk. Got totally folded with the guys”

by Readytogorandy June 9, 2019

“Folded like a lawn chair”

A phrase usually used to describe a slutty sex position only practiced by immoral women.

Anne was “folded like a lawn chair” after begging the homeless man for some dick.

by Backstreetsbackaigt69 May 2, 2019

folded pony

A sexual position in which a girl starts on all fours, then places her head between her knees in a way that allows the man to grasp her pony tail as a handle and pull her in to give him a rim job from underneath as he's thrusting on her.

That hooker was expensive, but she gave the best folded pony I've ever had.

by Arlozenhyze December 23, 2017

Fogled

Someone who is aged under 45 but has been spending too much time either with or fantasising over, Old people...
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people

I caught Mark taking pictures of old ladies licking ice-creams in the park.. man, he is Fogled!

by yummy mummy5 April 22, 2009

folded grapefruit

Refers to the similarity in appearance between a grapefruit (sliced in half and folded) and the vagina

I had a folded grapefruit for breakfast this morning, along with a jelly doghnut.

by Mikeli T Mueller June 20, 2006

Straight Cash Folded

Really really drunk.

Pete went out last night. He was so straight cash folded.

by jordane210 March 24, 2009