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Get the No floper mug.O'Flaherty is the last name no one can pronounce, definitely giving temporary anxiety.
It's mine.
My last name.
You probably claim to be emotionally stable but really, you're falling apart at the seems and seconds away from eating cereal at 3 in the morning. Maybe you're an all or nothing person as well. Possibly a perfectionist, once you have something you're interested in; you put your heart and soul into it, possibly sacrificing said soul to finish or perfect that thing. You are a lot like your name, sophisticated to look at, at first glace but then you look at it again and realise it just gets more complicated and chaotic.
But that's okay, because I'd rather be understood by little and at times confusing, than boring.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
It's mine.
My last name.
You probably claim to be emotionally stable but really, you're falling apart at the seems and seconds away from eating cereal at 3 in the morning. Maybe you're an all or nothing person as well. Possibly a perfectionist, once you have something you're interested in; you put your heart and soul into it, possibly sacrificing said soul to finish or perfect that thing. You are a lot like your name, sophisticated to look at, at first glace but then you look at it again and realise it just gets more complicated and chaotic.
But that's okay, because I'd rather be understood by little and at times confusing, than boring.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
I have an assignment due in 24 hours, I do not have the time for this.
O'Flaherty is a name, you're welcome.
O'Flaherty is a name, you're welcome.
by I'memotionallyunstablethanku. November 10, 2021
Get the O'Flaherty mug.A method to execute Kaede where you kill her on a goddamn giant piano. It’s known as ‘I stepped on the cat’ for some fucking reason. The tune has been known to make Danganronpa fans cry like a two-year-old, or piss their pants; usually a combination of both.
Normal person: “Bro! Have you heard this song? It’s called Der Flohwalzer”
V3 fan: “Kaedead… Kaeder Akamatzer…”
(V3 fan starts sobbing in the bathroom)
V3 fan: “Kaedead… Kaeder Akamatzer…”
(V3 fan starts sobbing in the bathroom)
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
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When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.
Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..
When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.
Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..
Flobese woman: hi i am here to sign up for jenny craig.
Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?
flobese woman: oh...
*leaves and goes to burger king.*
Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?
flobese woman: oh...
*leaves and goes to burger king.*
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by Yeah your welcome July 21, 2019
Get the Florence New Jersey mug.The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.
She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".
Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".
Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
by Simplistic Seth July 11, 2012
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