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Flopping Goldfish

The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.
Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?
by Picky77 December 2, 2011
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Flopping

The act of pretending an undesirable political outcome puts you in serious physical danger, for the pupose of portraying people with whom you disagree as inherently violent or uncivil.
Perfected by American lefists in the aftermath of the 2016 presedential election, most notably through gimmicks like wearing "safety pins" in public and social media ramblings.

Derives from the act known as "flopping" in basketball, where a player pretends to get hurt in order to have a fouled called against an opponent.
Person A: dude this safety pin thing is catching on.
Person B: Yup. The left really takes flopping to a whole new level.
by bengera November 14, 2016
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flopping flounder

Where a guy sticks four fingers in girls vagina and wiggles his four fingers around like a fish gasping for air
Larry was so ready to give this thot a flopping flounder
by Lorenzo Loco March 7, 2017
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Flopping

To “flex

To be lookin fly
Im flopping
by Auyyyy June 10, 2017
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Floupingnes

Wanting to get revenge on someone.
Amily floupingness on her ex boyfriend.
by Reginaloveoumisky June 20, 2020
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Flopping like a crappie

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.
by Jacjoa September 15, 2020
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Flooping

When one improves oneself or others by removing (or 'flooping' away) the bad aspects of them.
My therapist is great. She was flooping away all my problems. She flooped me real good.
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