The Floater

That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.

Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.

Some people give up and leave them for others to find.

It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.

"Urgghhh who left a floater?"
The floater is almost impervious to toilet flushing.

by sunshiyong December 8, 2010

floater

A type of crap that floats. Also one found in the pool at hotel. To deal with floater in pool you simply close down pool, put up caution tape, have manager stare at floater for a hour, then clean it out.

Simply go to a hotel and ask the front desk whether or not they have had floater in pool.

by breathdeeply April 12, 2009

floater

A basketball shot in which the ball is launched into a considerably higher arc than that of a normal shot. It is usually the weopon of smaller players (usually Guards) to score over the top of larger players. They can be taken of both feet as a normal jumpshot just pushed higher or off of one like a high launched lay up.

Steve Nash (Phoenix Suns) Hits the floater to tie the game

by Kendle_cranks June 11, 2006

Finger floater

1. One who is constantly trying to finger someone.

2. Someone who cuts their fingers off at party's and throws it into the pool for everyone to see.

"What's that in the pool". Oh man i never knew Stan was a finger floater.

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

Floater

A corpse found floating in a body of water... usually half decomposed or partially consumed by fish and stuff (coz there dead....)

*cops talking on phone thingies* "You'd better get down here quick, weve got another floater"

by Rossy August 24, 2003

minneapolis floater

To take a dump in the back of someones' toliet, so everytime they flush, there will be brown, poopy water.

That Sue really got me! She used a Minneapolis floater to mess with my head!

by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008

Floater

A term used in the mp3-scene to describe leaked tracks, often appearing on p2p-networks. Most of the time those tracks are ripped in high quality and shared by 'friends' of the producer.

"Omg man, I just got that new Tiësto track from dc, 320kbps floater lol."

by Sjaak Trekhaak January 10, 2006