Flack

A black person with a name that starts with f
And/or a black person who is a secret agent in War!

Natzi member said, "Hey someone figure out where that supposed flack is and who that flack is."

by Firaol Berisso June 20, 2020

What the frickity frack dittle snap patty wap schoonoozy scap sididififly flack me no mini

An extremely vulgar slang used to express surprise or anger

Jason derulo: What the frickity frack dittle snap patty wap schoonoozy scap sididififly flack me no mini
His gf tana: I’m so so so sorry baby schnoockie

by Everyonesdad November 24, 2021

Flacko

Street name for drugdealer whom feinds flock to for drugs

“Aye is that flacko making another sale”

by Youcancallmejodie January 30, 2021

Flack

to grab someones head and push it at your balls or vagina

dude i just flacked that hoe

by griffinfiiizzzzzlleeee October 24, 2009

flaucksnaurf

A strange word with no real basis in any lanugage, flaucksnaurf is a ratio of your social level and the size of your genitalia. For females, it is the size of breasts. The flaucksnaurf is a totally useless ratio, but can be amusing to compare your flaucksnaurf to a friend's.

If s = social status value, g = genitalia size/breast value, and f = flaucksnaurf, then s/g = f.

Social status values:
Lower Lower Class = 1
Middle Lower Class = 2
Upper Lower Class = 3
Lower Middle Class = 4
Middle Middle Class = 5
Upper Middle Class = 6
Lower Upper Class = 7
Middle Upper Class = 8
Upper Upper Class = 9

For the size of the male genitalia, the value is the length in inches. For females, flaucksnaurf values are listed below.

A = 3
B = 5
C = 7
D = 9
DD = 11

The pattern continues, if you have breasts larger than the ones listed. So a DDDD (I don't believe it exists) would be 15, and so on.

Jim : I've got a flaucksnaurf of 1!
Bob : That's great for you, Jim.
Jim : Yes it is.
Ann : Hey Jim, nice flaucksnaurf.
Jim : Thanks!
Bob : ...

by HandMeTheWalrus February 2, 2006

Flick-Flacka

The rapid back-and-forth motion of the aggressors hand toward the victim. Used as a weapon to disable the shoulder, knee, or buttocks.

His masters kung-fu was good. However, it was no match for my Flicka-Flacka.

by vectortec October 17, 2003

flark

The white gooey discharge that women get.

Dude! I just flarked everywhere!

by Nicole Mundt February 11, 2008