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flapper schmeat

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.
Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!
by dumibunni October 5, 2020
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blanket flapper

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.
Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!
by Drgizmo October 24, 2010
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Mr. Flapper

A very loose vagina (or vagina lips). And when anal fucked, the vagina lips flap with every thrust.
by ilikechixen June 12, 2017
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diesel flapper

when your penis falls over your bum hole when your asleep, while you fart, making it flap over your hole like a diesel exhaust flapper
last time i had a diesel flapper, i shot some coal!
by carnath September 5, 2012
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ball flapper

When a man farts and it comes out the front and flaps his balls around.
While billy sat in his chair, his fart came out the front flapping his balls caucusing a ball flapper
by Pattywagon1977 April 12, 2015
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stivotting flapper

A snow skier who lacks control of his skis and exercises a series of ever accelerating sliding turns with flapping clothes and skis. You must beware for danger of being hit.
As I was skiing out at Whistler I was almost slayed by a "stivotting flapper."
by Art VanDelais January 15, 2014
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flipper flapper

A flap of fat in a jew/dolphins belly.
That thing has one huge flipper flapper!
by chrislicia. June 24, 2009
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