Carolina Flapjack

A classic sex move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.

All of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship I demonstrated by giving Jody the ol' Carolina Flapjack.

by Jickety March 16, 2008

Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

by Dirk Daddy August 18, 2011

FlapJacking

Bobbing your legs back and forrth causinfg the excess fat of your thighs to smack together in the hopes of achieving "discreet," public masturbation

Dude I was totally flapjacking in that business meeting today

by levaus January 7, 2014

Flapjack

To die.

“Hunter almost flapjacked in the latest episode!”
“My sanity is flapjacking right now.”
“Did you hear that they sentenced the serial flapjacker to the flapjack sentence?”

by the nusk October 16, 2022

Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!

We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.

by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass!" booty flapjack ass

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party

A Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party is always set in a garage, VERY DANGEROUS, the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party entails a bitch, first step is to flip a bitch in a 540 degree motion from stomach to back. Then quickly splurge maple syrup, on top of said bitch. (3-5 seconds is precisely the right time to splurge) After the splurging, conclude to shove mushrooms (sorted by size, first start with smallest) into the bitch's mouth. Thirdly, smash the bitches knee caps with a disco ball. After toss the remains of said disco ball over your head and start having sex.

"Dude me and my girl had the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party done last week. You should try it!"

by IHasNoFriendz December 15, 2018