Flakenstein

Someone who is a monster flake. A term used for people who bail constantly and cant commit. Also commonly used as McFlakenstein, but for a more serious offense.

Hes not coming now! What a Flakenstein!

Dude dont even bother inviting that dandruff McFlakenstein.

by Andizzle-Dazzle May 8, 2008

bitch flakes

a cereal consumed by women that turns them in to major, major beotches by the afternoon. an extremely dangerous concoction.

Damn, woman! You must've had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning.

by Roble Rocks October 13, 2002

Flakes

People who can't commit to anything.

Those damn council workers; they're such flakes.

by ansionnachcliste March 15, 2011

flake

n. - someone who is unreliable.

we knew chris wouldn't show up 'cuz he's a flake.

by baron S August 21, 2005

flaker

Is someone who plans on attending an event and never calls to state they wont be there.

icky-wicky is a FLAKER because she always says she will show up to a party but never does.

by Big Rick October 1, 2007

the flake

THE FLAKE
(flakey dick)

the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)

"louis you need to stop wanking"
"i know, its getting raw"
"it's going to start flaking like a sausage roll"

"theres a party in my pants"
"that explains the confetti"

" gonna flake the fuck out of stacey"

"that dude has the flake"

by rion1987 May 22, 2014

Dil Flakes

Created from unclean, unhygienic paractices. Found on heavily used dildos primarily under the head, under the simulated veins and other porous cracks and crevices. When left unwashed after use, the user's vaginal or anal discharge hardens and dries to a flakey consistency. It may reconstitute into liquid again upon reuse of the device. Just wash your sex toys to avoid this nastiness.

I looked in my Mom's nightstand and was totally grossed out by the Dil Flakes on her big black dildo.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017