Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008

Lauren fitz

a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.

person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

fitze

fitze is an alternate name for every guy wich can be used in every case.

hey Fitze!
are you going to bang Fitze tonight?
Fitze is such a handsome guy.

by therealfitze June 8, 2017

Fitz in my bits

when Terry Fitzgerald, aliases Terry Fitz, Terrance Gerald, Ter-bear, Fitty, Ferry Titz, etc. is in, well, your bits!

"Oh... Terry is so hot!"
"I know, I want fitz in my bits!"

by johnny5617 July 24, 2024

Fitz syndrome

A syndrome in which you switch games a ridiciously low amount of time

Yo that jobi guy has the fitz syndrome, he's constantly switching games to play.

by BillFromLidl July 9, 2025

Ryan Fitz

That bitch thinks he is god but is is only a phat pussyo ye.

I just fucked Ryan Fitz in his big bunda ye.

by Bonkers91 August 18, 2021

Fitzing

To lie, cheat and steal while bragging to the boys thinking you are hot shit.

Mike was fitzing when he hired a prostitute in the red light district of Amsterdam.

by Xhfhbcf March 27, 2024