the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

Finger prince

In an animaniacs episode Yakko told Dot to look for prints, for clues, Dot didn't hear him correctly so she found Prince instead (Prince being an old musician), so he tries to correct her by saying "no, no, no, finger prints", but Dot still hears it as finger Prince, fingering being the practice of putting a finger inside someone's vagina or anus and Dot didn't really want to do that so she threw him out the window.

In the thoughts of dot, Yakko said, "no no no finger prince."

by Miket_k August 11, 2010

fat-finger

To press another button accidentally, while pressing numbers or letters that you meant to, resulting in an incorrect extra number/letter. Such as when typing something, or dialing a phone number.

Someone fat-fingered the p instead of the o, that's how pwnage was made.

by Jessica H. September 20, 2006

the middle finger

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...and that folks...is the middle finger

by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006

finger aids

when ya wanna be fingered by someone that's already fingered so many people before you. but don't know if you wanna let them cause they probably have finger aids (:

person 1: i wanna let stephan finger me but he has finger aids !

by devilworshiper May 17, 2016

Confirmand Fingering

When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience

it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me

by Thorminator January 21, 2016

four finger bart sus

When something is extremely unusual and awkward. This term is used when there is no other possible words or phrases to describe the action, person, place, thing, or situation. It is usually saved for the most odd and weird incidents or people. It's origin comes from the very unusual act of soberly shoving four fingers into a drunk, fat girl's anus.

Homie - "Dude, he totally just shoved his whole hand up her asshole."

You - "What the four finger bart sus?"

by Static Legacy May 16, 2010