Filipino Hand Cannon

When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.

'All my relationships end after I do the Filipino Hand Cannon'

by Batman's anus May 5, 2013

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filing it away

Putting a mental picture in your personal spank bank for later use

Guy staring at a naked girl..
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just filing it away
Girl: Filing where
Guy: My spank bank

by Mitchy Slick September 18, 2013

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Filipino doggy bag

It's when the girl you just hooked up with takes a shit in your clogged toilet, is too embarrassed to tell you, so scoops it out and takes it home in her purse.

"Bro... that girl I took home last night left my place with a Filipino doggy bag"

by Wood side!!!!! November 1, 2016

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faliza

Cute,naughty and always happy

Faliza you are so cute!

by cintatatata December 29, 2017

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filibustered

Being stopped from doing something fun or interesting by an assignment or some other task. Originally used in Congress to prevent a bill from being passed. (made famous by Strom Thurmond)

Hey man, Do you want to go to the bars tonight?
I would, but I'm being filibustered by this reading assignment I have due tomorrow.

by gator8611 April 4, 2009

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