Field-Digger

A guy who eats out a random girl at a frat party on the most fluid-filled, STD infested bed of a brother in the frat house.

"What the hell bro?! Get off my bed you field-digger"
"That's fucking disgusting, you field-diggers better get tested because I don't even sleep on that bed..."

by selly beamin March 25, 2007

field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.

You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.

by Mad Malc November 3, 2016

Field nod

When you're right in the middle of a job or task, and you fall asleep. Sometimes, with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth that completely burned down to the butt.

Hey Brad this is no time for a field nod. You dropped all your weed in your lap in the middle of rolling a joint.

by Sssin November 15, 2016

Field Zamboni

Those things that drive across fields and wipe ‘em right clean.

Holy shit! There’s like 3 field zamboni’s doing that field over there! I guess that’s the end of the 2nd period!

by jeffermac August 27, 2019

field chocolate

(n.) feces found on the ground in a rural or farm setting, deposited by any kind of animal. Another name for cow pie or meadow muffin

We left the trail to find a picnic spot, but there was so much field chocolate we lost our appetites.

by AvalonInk May 31, 2023

field hockey fanatic

crazed male field hockey fan; A fanatic will yell at the referees, later to be noted as "rude", but not knowing any rules. A group of fanatics is usually led by a wicked sexist guy, who wears field hockey jackets and says referees "havent heard shit yet", planning to be "absolutely fuckin' obnoxious. A fanatic shows up at nearly all games, not knowing why, but also screaming at any call they think is against their team.

A field hockey fanatic yells at a game, later finding out the refs left a note saying "nk fans are rude", and be proud of it.

by fanatic#3 July 18, 2008

field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009