Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.

Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~

by nolandc September 15, 2019

FIB

Fat Ignorant Bitch

FIB hit that cop and another cop knocked the FIB out cold.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker May 31, 2020

Lib Fib

When someone claims something as fact even though its an opinion.

John stated that red is the best color and thats a fact. He often liked to lib fib.

by DOT Regulator November 29, 2020

Fib

To tell a small lie

You look really nice (fib)

by Kedjej January 28, 2022

Fibbing

Letting it crust in order to increase in length, girth, and width

“Yo, have you started fibbing. Your Johnson is looking much heftier!”

by Themanwhowaschoden December 26, 2024

Gold Fibbing

a person who lies to the news media or file an lawsuits about being sexual harassed years later purely to extract money from another person of frame and wealth, in particular a woman who strives to gain monetary damages from a famous or wealthy man.

Gloria Gold Fibbing is crying her eyes out on television, claiming her boss Mr. Platinum has sexual harassed her 20 years ago by showing her his penis. Gloria is NOW suiting him for 20 Million Dollars.

Disclaimer: Sexual Harassment is extremely serious and this definition is not in any way to deminimize the true claims filed by true victims who has been harm by a person that operates under perversion means. However, this definition is strictly referencing to the group of people within our society that scheming like a demon to jump aboard the latest ride which is the Sexual Harassment Movement.

by True Define April 23, 2018

FIBS

Fuck I been Shot

ask,Ever heard of FIBS,then pull trigger.

by Arcsmith May 2, 2019