Fext Off

When someone texts you, essentially telling you to fuck off.

Dude 1: dude, you and Hannah going out tongight?
Dude 2: nah man, I got the FEXT OFF from her last week.

by maurastiggers February 27, 2011

fexercise

Exercise which is fun.
Usually takes place at parties.

Fexercise =
Swimming in a pond
SWINGS

by charlibabes May 30, 2011

Fexter

Another word for a noob gamer. Typically someone who has played a game consistently with out growing in skill.

Stop being a Fexter

by RandomPeoplePerson April 28, 2017

fexting

fighting thru text

Jill Biden says she, president settle arguments by ‘fexting’.

by daveknockwin May 31, 2022

fexplanation

When a woman does not accept responsibility for wrongdoing, and provides a series of excuses or justifications when confronted for an apology. Fexplaining may cause women to break out into a sweat due to the magnitude of mental gymnastics involved. If you see their face turning red, it's the guilt reflecting off like wind shear.

I felt isolated and unheard when confronting my wife about throwing away my signed John Daly jacket. All I got was a fexplanation.

by Dirty McGurty69 August 7, 2022

fexpert

A fucking expert;Someone who is so up themselves about whatever topic is at hand, or a self acknowledged expert at all things.

Jessica: John, I hate him he's such a 'fexpert'

by theboofinator April 27, 2023

Fext

The act of sending provocative messages via fax machine.

Ben:Dude check out this hot 3 page fext that biddie sent me!

by BUBacon June 9, 2010