felicity

felicity is like anchovies. no one likes her.

them: wait is that felicity. i love her!
me:no you dont.

by guindi111as November 22, 2021

frozen felice

Using a frozen hotdog to stop rectal bleeding...

Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”

by Gorillanuttz January 22, 2020

Felicity

Child abusing crackhead who shakes her cheeks for some low grade meth
Baby having machine
Usually a girl who has about 8 kids by the time they’re 21

“You don’t want to be like that girl Felicity”

by anonymous September 7, 2020

Felicity

A sports lover kind and does not care if they win or not also LOVES animals

Hi Felicity want to play a game
Sure

by Hurricane 560 June 25, 2022

Felicity

Someone who doesn’t respect boundaries and will cheat on you and she don’t what a shower is and looks musty 24/7 pretends that she don’t have any money yet live in the suburbs

She always lying about everything and anything

She a felicity

by sageinctrl May 2, 2022

Felicity Middle School

Full of little midgets that keep their legs wide open, ever enter the bathroom loads of smoke leaves from the Vapes, kids higher than Jesus in class, 50 year old Men and Women teaching kids, poorer than a trailer park, food looking like it costed 50 cent

Felicity Middle School

by Felicity Middle School October 21, 2022

Felicity (AKA ferocity)

A shirt umpaloompa looking female, with large breasts and even bigger boredom. She's talented at the brush stroke and flip flap. Likes long knee aching hikes thru the shallow river bed. Knocking over and Re- stacking every rock stack she finds. Type of orange suntan any middle aged women would like. Has minimal facial hair, matched with a sense of fluffy comedy. Lovable, likeable, definetly best friend material... PS. She's huge on snoring.

Felicity (AKA ferocity) is the type of person you bring home to your parents... Felicity, the goddess in the sunset.l?

by Kayvaunsupertramp January 20, 2022