feces

feces means: shit

by Sir Cole Jerk August 25, 2003

The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.

When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!

by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008

Fecess

This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.

Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.

by Dr J G July 17, 2009

FECES ULCER

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.

Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).

by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010

Feels.j

A funny ass spam page on Instagram

You see feels.j post😂

by Coolinmfd September 3, 2020

Butt feels

Butt feels is the feeling you get after an intense mountain bike ride. Always the day after.

"We did a 10 mile loop on Saturday, I've still got the butt feels when I try to sit down."

by Dumbassquestions September 8, 2015

Who Feels?

A statement made in response to something nobody cares about, or you don't want anybody to care about. Usually used in response to an insult.

"Your mom is so fat, she died."
"Who feels?"

by Biker Toad November 13, 2020