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Sex Faucet

"Once you're on you're on, otherwise you're off."
My wife is such a sex faucet, I can't get her to leave me alone!
by GreGaGaGa April 2, 2010
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Leaky faucet

The act of carefully pissing into a woman's shithole, filling it up, then inserting a cork with a small hole, allowing it to drip for hours like a Leaky Faucet.
Man, you should have been there last night when I gave Cheryl a Leaky Faucet, she was dripping for hours.
by NoobPwner222 March 9, 2009
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Water Faucet Titties

Boobs where the nipples are more lower, toward the bottom of the boob.
The nipple seems to point down-ward, resembling a dripping water faucet.
Tom: "I had to get on my knees and practically turn my head straight up to suck her nipples."
Jake: "Those are water faucet titties, dawg."
by His spawn September 29, 2012
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faucet that

i'd faucet that - the same as tap that. but much, much better. more sophisticated.
she fine girl, mmm.
i would totally faucet that
by ihadtogoforawhile September 19, 2011
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Faucethands

Someone who sweats profusely on the hands. I mean really drips. Could dry their hands off with Bounty paper towels and there is no difference. Shake their hand and hear a disgusting squishy noise.
We shook and eww yuck, I realized he suffers from faucethands.
by Faucethands January 3, 2009
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Faucet Negotiation

An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.
I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.
by O-town daddy November 9, 2013
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Faucet Sipping

When one positions themselves upside down vertically, legs skyward, while masturbating creating a position where one nuts straight onto their face/mouth.
i walked in on Monty and he was faucet sipping!
I caught him sipping from the faucet
by yung fart n’ lil shit July 2, 2022
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