hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

leaker farts

Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.

Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

Veggietales Facts

The one Twitter account that posts high quality Christan facts and also about Veggie Tales.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Veggietales facts most recent tweet?
Guy 2: No. What is it?
Guy 1: "Does anyone know any demonic rituals you can do with household supplies? I'm on a budget."

by SomeRandomSnake April 21, 2021

rotting squirrel farts

Flatulence so powerfully putrid that one tiny whiff can cause you to involuntarily double over and vomit.

Once our houseguests had overstayed their welcome, my husband rolled out his personal post-supper specialty: rotting squirrel farts that filled the house.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

mid-surgical fartstorm

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

cold hard facts

Facts without anything added to make them more pleasant or interesting.

Facts that are devoid of any emotions, the blatant irreversible truth.

Nobody asked you to spit cold hard facts in this chat. Calm down.

by Atlanta Footwear April 24, 2021

The Laughing Farts

When you have built up gas that you've been trying to hold in, and something makes you laugh. This results in a vicious cycle of losing control of your bowel and anal muscles and farting up a storm from the impact of the laughter, then laughing more at the farts, causing more farts, which causes more laughs, which causes more farts, and more laughs, and more farts until there is no gas left inside of you.

Farts usually expel in rhythmic timing according to the laughs. It's like unintentionally playing an instrument.

The Laughing Farts:
Yesterday at school I was holding in a fart, and my friend passed me a note that made me giggle, and I lost control for a second and blew a huge one. So then I started laughing even more and I farted even more and I had to run to the bathroom laughing and farting and the whole school was watching me. Traumatizing.

by Tatertawt24 August 21, 2012