Father

One who upholds, one who sires, one who offers blessing and protection. Be it his Will.

Father of Joshua the conquerer. Bestower of simple wise Guidance.

Father or Mercy in the shadow of death.
Fathers, but I have been a Lone. I will call in the form of a mountain bike ride to the house is drawn up and down to say that I am going back home now.
by Smooshy Turnips May 17, 2017
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Semen Father

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.
Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.
by eggplant boi March 21, 2021
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Fondling Father

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 13, 2023
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Father Joseph

Is that cashed? No, there's just enough for a Father Joseph; here you go, man!
by FJ Himself October 03, 2013
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father figure

something that i don’t have !
someone: my dad is the best father figure !

me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.
by kk :)) August 12, 2022
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Father Allen

Father Allen is the greatest band teacher of all. He is not only a band teacher, but a god. You are truly blessed if you are lucky enough to be his student. “music is my religion,” Father Allen once said. Praise you father Allen!
I have never heard a band better than Father Allen’s
by that’s wack. October 12, 2019
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