granny fannying

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures

Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying

by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

Fanny Vamp

The process of drinking a woman's period blood from their vagina while wearing vampire fangs

Girl one "last night I was on my period"
Girl two "should let your boyfriend be a Fanny Vamp it feels great!"

by Dirty Vamp July 15, 2021

Fanny dog

A small dog trained by a woman(Often with Marmite) to perform oral services.

She's not had a bloke for ages; she'll be getting a fanny dog soon, no doubt.

by Shagnasty1947 November 12, 2012

fanny features

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

by annonXD October 16, 2008

fanny attack

when a person goes mental because of some thing small or insignificant

dude calm down, ur having a fanny attack!

by marsbarpants January 22, 2009

fanny rice

Fanny rice often known as pussy rice is when a female wipes after urinating leaving a residue of wet rolled up toilet paper in the crevices of her vagina strongly resembling grains of white rice...

Damn, I licked a girl out last night, wish she'd washed first, got Fanny rice stuck in my teeth

by Happy flappy bird April 14, 2017

Morning fanny

The same thing as morning breath, just down there for ladies.

yo man I was totally gonna wake my girlfriend up and shag this morning but she didn't let me cus she had morning fanny. gross, dude.

by suzna June 24, 2016