Failsauce

The sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.

Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!
Person 2: Did you enjoy it?
Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...
Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet failsauce...

by Peter Buckett December 9, 2009

failathon

Any form of media including but not limited to lecture, video, paper, book, TV show which is full of inaccurate information and/or logical fallacies and provides little to no accurate information.

On February 15th 2001, Fox Network aired an hour long failathon claiming that the moon landings were a hoax.

by funkinwaggles August 9, 2010

Niagra Fails

After a male ejaculation, and your pee comes out in two different streams, you must make the ultimate decision: which stream will go in the toilet?

The worst is when the most powerful stream changes to the least powerful and you are suddenly powerwashing your wall with piss.

I had a Niagra Fails today at the toilet, the worst part was it's my grandma's.

Niagra Fails just flooded your bathroom.

by StickyFingersINyourMOM August 15, 2011

Failtastic

1.) A fail of such magnitude that it requires the ending "tastic"
2.) A fail that is larger than a Titanic Fail, but not quite a Catastrophic Fail
3.) A giant ass fail
4.) A fail so awesome, its almost a win.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see him slip on the skateboard and punch the kid in the throat?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that was so failtastic!
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Bro 1: Dude, did you see him get punched in the nuts by that girl?
Bro 2: Yeah! That was so failtastic I almost laughed!

by Kuh-Dawg January 6, 2010

Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

cead mile failte

Literally means a hundred thousand welcomes...

Used as... "Hello", but only tourists in ireland use it or people who are talking to Irish people... Irish people don't actually use it themselves...

by Cully April 1, 2003

failtrain

v.
To fail at something utterly

n.
The train on which utter failures ride to their next failure

The russians sure failtrained it with Chernobyl

by fagatini July 5, 2007