False Censorship

The motto of UrbanDictionary editors.

Those goddamn UD editors and their false censorship!!!

by cinimodde November 27, 2017

False Soundvertising

False Soundvertising is just like false advertising, except for the fact Soundvertising is solely defined as audio centric.

I was at the casino and thought that I had won because of the loud alarming noise that suddenly came about. However, it became clear that “DING DING DING DING DING!” does not mean that you actually won anything and is False Soundvertising.

by The pleasured Peanut October 31, 2020

Failer

Algerian slang for flawless being, often used to describe a genius who cannot be fooled who FAILS your attempts to deceive him, or can be used to describe someone who excels in multiple aspects and is extremely handsome .

Mohammad : i finished reading Aristotle's The Nicomachean Ethics, finished Dark Souls with zero deaths, just finished studying and now I'm gonna hit the gym .
Ahmad : you really are a Failer aren't ya' ?

by UltraEdgeMaster79 April 15, 2021

Failed Society

The whole uk, mostly london. Cringey people, wannabe gangsters, when you say something about their country they get triggered like dumbasses

Nigga: Yo whats a failed society?
His owner: London or the whole Uk

by Britishpeopleareretards November 12, 2022

Failstorm

A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm

1)How did the date go last night?

It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.

2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.

by Ibenz April 13, 2010

Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Faisexual

A retro term for being sexually involved with Fai.

Wow look at this group of Faisexuals

by Curry-senpai June 18, 2019