Faceache

A name to call someone who is often scowling, and so it results in their face aching.

God Joss, your such a faceache!

by twist101 May 1, 2009

Facade

A facade is when people add a coat of paint and be what they ain't. Ex: some people spend more than they earn to seem wealthy.

Person 1: Man, he's living a facade
Person 2: I know right, he's driving up with that flashy car of his.

Alternative:
Musical fans: IF YOU LIVE AROUND HERE YOU NEED CASH IN THE BANK

'CAUSE THE HOUSES 'ROUND HERE ARE ALL FLASHY AND SWANK
AN' THE FRONT BIT, HA
THAT'S WHAT'S CALLED A FACADE

by Moceit July 26, 2019

facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

Fachoman

Comes from "fascist man", generic name used by many trolls abusing the Yahoo! Answers France service. There are actually hundreds of Yahoo! accounts using this name.

Fachoman was probably invented during the 2007 French elections. The person using that username won a troll contest. Since then, Fachoman appears every two weeks or so, posting dozens of racist questions and mysteriously disappearing.

Fachoman is part of Yahoo! answers popular culture. His questions are always receiving a lot of answers.

1) Create a Yahoo! account
2) Fill a Yahoo! Answers profile with the name "Fachoman"
3) Upload a nazi avatar (Hitler or swastika)
4) Post racist questions
5) ...
6) Proft !

by binky777 November 29, 2009

Tri-facial

When three people jizz on your face.

Everyone thought Wendy was the innocent type until she got a tri-facial round the back of Chuck E Cheese.

by Plato's Second Son June 9, 2010

Slushie Facial

An unknown assailant douses an unassuming student with an ice-cold slushie.

One of the most hilarious running gags on Fox's hit series "Glee" is the "Slushie Facial," where an unknown assailant douses an unassuming student with an ice-cold slushie. Rachel, Finn, Puck, Kurt...they've all been on the wrong side of a Big Gulp.

by TonyD343 April 21, 2010

facial

A sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a girl's face.

Andy pulled out, and gave Justine a facial.

by Toastmaster March 7, 2004