barcode factory

When you make multiple self harming cuts.

Because of her I became a barcode factory last night.

by alyssia.fr March 30, 2017

The Vactor Factor

The element of a party that would make it the best time ever. The reason people will come back to your party. The reason people talk about your party for years afterwards.

Also...The black guy at the party (usually a tailgate) that everyone is excited is coming. He's loud, obnoxious, HILARIOUS, and can drink for hours on end.

I thought this weekend was going to suck but I forgot about "The Vactor Factor"! It's goin to be awesome!

Tailgater 1: "I don't know if I can go to the game on Saturday."
Tailgater 2: "The Vactor Factor will be there."
Tailgater 1: "well then I'm DEFINITELY going to make it!"

by Young Jensen January 23, 2011

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Ur waifu June 7, 2016

baby factory

1. A woman gives birth to a large number of children and never seems to stop.

2. A woman who is always pregnant

3. Baby momma

Wow, its her 15th kid? What a baby factory.

by Mikeyboy22 November 22, 2006

Hate Factory

The hate factory is the mythical workplace of your friends that love to hate on everything.

My buddy Dobbs is good to talk to most of the time, but you don't want to talk to him while he's at the hate factory. He's the CEO and he takes his job way too serious sometimes.

by bigwilliestyle August 16, 2008

whoop factor

An expression of disinterest. Usually followed by a number -- the higher the number, the greater the lack of interest -- and, occasionally, a reference to Sulu, the helmsman of the Enterprise.

As this phrase is a reference to the original Star Trek series, it shall be generally understood that 9 represents the highest normal whoop factor. Anything higher indicates an excessive whoop factor -- and, by extension, an extreme lack of interest.

Figure skating on TV? Whoop Factor 9, Sulu!

by refriedwhiskey August 14, 2009

Factor 50

When you are grafting really hard and really trying hard for someone to like you and laying it on think

He is really layering it on factor 50

I’m not a factor 50 kind of guy

I’m going to go in factor 50

by its real doug June 11, 2019