When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
by nocharge May 15, 2023
A treasure hunting company engaged in recovering the GOAT, the Greatest Of All Treasures from the 1909 sunken shipwreck, the Millionaires' Ship, the palatial White Star Liner RMS Republic located 50 nm south of Nantucket Island.
by Imagixx April 25, 2023
Big ass and big its and is in league of legends and is the most sexiest person and you will jack off you're dick once you see here
by TheOneRealGod March 14, 2018
Is what happens when a pussy snorts so much cum that he honestly believes he has loyal followers. Also searches sex offenders databases for dates.
by Silverbackbear April 25, 2020
When the male gets a halfy (half erected, half limp penis) and he slaps his bellybutton with the halfy 3 times and makes a wish.
Guy 1: So I have myself a scrotum fortune today.
Guy 2: what you wish for?
Guy 3: I wished for a longer dick to slap my bellybutton with.
Guy 2: what you wish for?
Guy 3: I wished for a longer dick to slap my bellybutton with.
by Mustache Hustler January 03, 2006
the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!
by MORGAN August 12, 2003
When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.
Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.
by Eman1187 May 08, 2009