fireman's blanket

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.

He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.

by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005

Red Forman

Man who will stick his foot up your ass. Origin: That 70's Show.

If you crash the Vista Cruiser, Eric...I'll crash -my- foot into -your- ass.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

formand

"Formand is the Danish word for 'chairman'.
It is also used as a nickname for the sexiest guys at the current location. His girlfriend should be really grateful, 'cause he's simply the best person alive. He might not be incredibly muscular but he is enormous in his pants

All the girls on Eisbjerghus School: I wish I was dating the Formand

Fidde: He's mine, bitches

by Mr Formand November 5, 2015

Eric Forman

A character from the T.V sitcom, That 70's Show. Definitely the main character, if there are any. Starts off as a 16-year-old. Most scenes are in his basement. He has two opposite parents, Red Forman and Kitty Forman. Somewhat wimpy, nerdy and small, but very sarcastic and funny. Played by Topher Grace, who you may know from Spiderman 3.

(On how to treat a hospital patient:)

Eric Forman: I know that when I go to the hospital, I like to not die!

by Lancington July 3, 2009

Foemance

A romantic (or possibly platonic) relationship between two individuals that is heavily antagonistic- a dynamic laced with far more frequent arguments and verbal altercation than what typically comprises a romantic relationship. Most used in reference when the altercations are over inane matters.

"So what are Alice and Frank arguing about this time?"

"Apparently he ate most of the green M&M's, and I guess those are her favorite..?"

"Sheesh, that's even more petty than yesterday's argument. They're in such a foemance..."

by maestroplease January 21, 2010

fireman's nightmare

A woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. The type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.

'Struth, did you see her face? A proper fireman's nightmare!

by The Xmas Grinch January 13, 2015

Surprise Fireman

When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.

David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"

by Stcsucks08 November 6, 2011