flob

Created by Moriah Elizabeth flob means a blob that looks like a flower

Moriah Elizabeth made a flob and called her Flobby

by SquishFreak June 14, 2023

flob

a flower and blob combination by Moriah Elizabeth aka ME

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i have created a flob

by iamnotsadorangryiamalwayshappy August 19, 2022

Flob

Someone who lives in their mum’s basement

“Johnny is such a Flob for living in his moms basement, what a gay bastard!”

by Thecomicbookguy May 17, 2021

Alaskan Flob

A euphemism for an eskimo gentleman's yoghurt slinger

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!

by Herbalfire September 20, 2023

Flobbing For Apples

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded

I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack

by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019

flibbed a flob

When a man hits the ovaries of a woman during sex

I flibbed a flob last night mate

by Captain crisp September 01, 2017

flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 03, 2024