flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

flibbed a flob

When a man hits the ovaries of a woman during sex

I flibbed a flob last night mate

by Captain crisp September 2, 2017

flob

a flower and blob combination by Moriah Elizabeth aka ME

GO SUBSCRIBE TO HER CHANNEL NOW

i have created a flob

by iamnotsadorangryiamalwayshappy August 19, 2022

Flob

A hybrid creature produced by a flower and a blob. (This word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her painting tie-dye series.)

The thing between a flower and a blob is called a Flob!

by mizlorgan July 8, 2022

Flob

The word for flower blob created by moriah Elizabeth

*moriah starts recording a video*
Moriah: hey it’s me
Viewer: I wonder what she is painting today

Moriah: today I will be painting globs on various items
Viewer: what’s a flob?
Moriah: now, if you don’t know what a flob is it means you didn’t watch my last video, but, just so you aren’t confused, a flob is a word I created and it means flower blob

by Hornygurl26 July 11, 2022

Flob

a flower that is also a blob. this wonderful word was created my moriah elizabeth.

"all flobs have colour alternating petals"

by boopiedoop July 8, 2022

Flob

Flower Blob

Flob-Flower Blob

by -Sunny/Moony- July 8, 2022