Flurper

A term used when someone pisses you off and you are too wasted to call them an asshole.

Rick Mcdick: "Your mom is so stupid, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens!"
Andy Alcoholic: "you flurper!"

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

wally flapper

1.A really cold day when your penis withdraws into your body for warmth leaving a mangina."its a real wally flapper out there"
2. That innapropriate friend that keeps trying to touch your privates

1. Its so cold its a real wally flapper
2.oh shit..here comes that wally flapper protect your nads people

by it is dean May 26, 2014

crusty flapper

A huge nasty crusty vagina lips.

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.

by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014

mud flapper

A persons asshole.

Guy# 1: Holy shit ....did you see the turd left in the toilet from Larry? Guy# 2: Hand me the plunger and a knife. He's got a big mud flapper to drop something like that!

by JoeyBomm May 30, 2020

Flamper

The place where your hamper should be, as well as the place where your clothes are, when you are too much of a slackass to finish the laundry.

Warning: The use of this term may induce assault.

Husband: "Sweetheart have you seen the laundry basket? Nevermind, I'll just leave these socks in the flamper."
Wife: WHAM-O!

by Alex P. Smith January 15, 2009

Flamper

A floor used in place of a hamper.

"Hey, get your clothes off the flamper!"

by AmandaShelby October 18, 2008

Flapper

A tourist at a ski resort of subpar skill and intelligence easily identified by their day ski pass arrogantly exhibited and flapping in the wind.

These flappers are ruining the mountain today. I'm getting cutoff by these gomers on my runs down the mountain and on the way to the bathroom.

by PandaKOST January 15, 2017