fitz

an absolute hot guy from keeper of the lost cities

“I hate Fitz” - bad person

“how could you hate Fitz, he is so amazing and precious. He is everything.”

by lillieonn October 16, 2022

Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008

Fitzing

verb

The act of engaging in possibly regrettable drunken sexual intercourse with a friend.

Lucy and Dylan were fitzing last night

by LFGLMB April 9, 2022

Fitz Vacker

Your mothers buff guy choice

I totally Fitzphied it!
(Fitz Vacker)

by Shuckels April 18, 2023

Fitz Effect

When subjected to a living situation where a male is surrounded by many unattractive females, thereby lowering his standards over time. Usually occurs in a college dorm where one is forced to live with the same unattractive girls for the entire year.

Dude 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'.
Dude 2: ...are you serious? That honors floor you're living on has gotta be giving you the Fitz Effect.

by WeezyF69 October 19, 2010

Bloody Fitz

A drink made with Bloody Mary mix and Jameson's Irish Whiskey. The drink was seemingly first discussed between Michael Fitzgerald and a bartender at Navesink County Club in Middletown , N.J. The Bloody Fitz remains a special drink listed at NCC.

I'll have a Bloody Fitz please."

by The Real Fitz August 15, 2025

Fitz

THER BEST DEEPWOKEN PLAYER OUT THERE WITH THE FATTEST GIRTHIEST COCK EVER BE A FITZ NOT A LOSER 300 ELO DAX SMELLING SMEGMA SHEMAR'S BOOTY HOLE

SEXIEST BLASIAN AND BEST MUAY THAI FIGHTER OUT THERE

DONT LIKE GAYS OR NIGGERS

OH MY GOD IM GETTING GANGBANGED BY FITZ AT ETRIS

by fuitz November 26, 2023