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Ferret weasel

A derogotary term, often used as a super offensive insult.
That fucking Bagpuss is a fucking ginger ferret weaselin bastard.
by Gordy Willmott August 18, 2006
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Ferret on a Lampshade Productions (books.unedible.com)

Blog run by Lukie Kilmer and Alice White.
Interesting comedic blog with changing themes/backgrounds. Frequently updated by the two bloggers, Lukie and Alice. Their personalities are easily defined through their updates, which usually involve a conversation or story of something that had happened that day.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions is also commonly and warmly known by fans as FOALSP or FerretLS.

The blog runs on Wordpress, which means that it has various widgets and plug-ins that are easy to use. These involve shoutboxes, registration, theme switching and changing quotes from the masters themselves underneath the title.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions was said to be created in the summer of 2008 after Lukie and Alice took a trip to a wave pool with Lukie's family. It has progressed since then to it's current state.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions has some interesting pages, such as...
Polls: Polls made by Lukie and Alice
Psych: Hilarious chat conversation carried out by the two pretending to be in the Liverpool Psych Ward.
Contest: Contests such as theme submissions
Wings: Writing piece written by Lukie. Very interesting and unique. Lukie is very talented in this area.
About: Alice and Lukie bios.
Though Lukie is gifted in the area of literature, Alice has the same level of intelligence with technology, because she has helped the site progress by coding most of it and working on the non-post updates and generally keeping the site up and running. And Alice isn't that bad in lit, either. She seems to be more of an optimist.
Lukie can easily amuse the audience with her semi-explicit rants and stories, making them seem more interesting and draw you in with her talent with words. She is also good with computers, because she knows HTML and parts of other codes. Lukie is the pessimist.
These girls are very creative, talented and unique.
Over all, Ferret on a Lampshade Productions is an interesting website to visit if you're looking for their style of comedy and pessimism VS optimism attitudes.
Have you seen the new Green Day themes on Ferret on a Lampshade Productions (books.unedible.com)?
by udunneed2no July 27, 2009
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ferret sex

Yeah, me and my girlfriend had ferret sex last night.

I love when we have ferret sex :)

She makes me feel special when we have ferret sex.
by Torment October 23, 2005
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Ferret Puncher

One who punches ferrets.

See also: Yanni
Ahve yioyu bastargds eebn punchubngh ferets aghain?
by the ferty puancherd April 19, 2004
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Ferret Wrenching

Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.
Ferret Wrenching

Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.

Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.
by legionisawful November 7, 2017
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Ferret Sex

To enjoy vigorous, enthusiastic mutually thrilling sexual intercourse with complete abandon; i.e. with no thought whatsoever to noise levels and their effects on the immediate environment or persons therein, no thought to being seen, heard and/or recorded, and no thought regarding anything at all; simply a mindless, albeit joyful focus on the objective (the next orgasm or orgasms to be had; the kind which leave your partner shuddering and sputtering like ... well ... like a wild, crazed ferret, presumably one who has ingested hallucinogens, and which has just boinked and been boinked to the point of quivery, squeeky and giggle-filled exhaustion.)
"My roommate brought some guy home, and they were fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid for hours! Ferret sex galore! It was awesome!!"

"Yeah, he acts a little shy, but I can tell by the way he looks at me, that we'll be fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid before sunrise! Ferret sex kicks ass!"
by WC Ferret January 7, 2008
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ferret tits

Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.
Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.
by crackleton January 25, 2011
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