Feb 27

On February 27 it’s the day you tell your mom to shut up

Guy:hey mom
Mom:wha..
Guy:shut up

Mom:what did you just say to me
Guy:it’s feb 27

by Daddy dick 3000 February 9, 2021

Feb 5th

National find you a husband day

Girl: hey you!
Boy: Me??
Girl: yes you! Your now my husband for the day*hugs boy tightly*
Boy: weird

Girl: no it isn't, it is Feb 5th national find a husband day!

by Boredchild101 December 12, 2019

Feb 30

A fake date on a calendar and is usually used as a release date or event date for something that will never happen.

Guy: Want to go on a date?
Girl: Ok, On Feb 30
Guy: Awesome!

by alccap February 24, 2021

feb. 28

a birthday, national flower day

hahaha it’s feb. 28 happy national flower day

by 📓death note April 3, 2021

Feb 24: National penis inspection day

Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick

It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!

by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022

feb 18

it is the day when a dancer,daddy,softboy,rapper and singer was born he is jung hoseok! aka j-hope hope of the group and boyfriend of min yoongi aka suga

Hoseok is a sun shine

So love him! Dont hate that cute sun shine!

Non army: dude whats the date today?
Army:its his birthday how can you not know!
Na: whose?? birthday
Army:the sun shine the angel its feb 18

by Imma fanboy October 16, 2019

Feb 21

National Spam your fav cousin day. Bother the f*ck outta them, or post them alllll day.

Pp head and Feb 21

by HAha pp head February 21, 2021