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A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.
Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.
Father by Kat Daniel August 25, 2019
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To suck c*ck without a mouth
I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.
Father by Aristomenis November 16, 2019
Boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm.
My father is a good person.
father by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Father man is man that is born and made father of child
Father is my friends dad
Father by FatherDudeMan43 November 8, 2020
a male figure that leaves when his child is born
father by gerald39+edward85 December 30, 2020
1. The person that probably produced you as a sperm
2. A supposed religious god/goddess
3. The nickname of the founder of Best Korea
1. My father likes potatoes
2. Our father isn't taking the China Virus seriously
3. We should bless the father for his doings in Best Korea
father by imananonymoususer February 23, 2021