The latest element of the "age of terror", liquid explosives are meant to make you so scared that you'll vote for an idiot like George Bush, John Howard or Tony Blair. Did someone say diversionary tactic? Why don't we start addressing real issues like economic inequality, poverty and the world's diminishing resources instead of worrying about this made up bullshit.
LIQUID EXPLOSIVES AND A ONE WAY TICKET!! Holy shit everybody hit the floor. I'm so fucking terr - o - fied
by Prof. J.P. O'Brien August 19, 2006
Get the liquid explosives mug.Very similar to normal diarrhea but fundamentally different at the same time. At first you may be minding your own business in the men's (or women's) room taking a leak like normal. While you stand there you blow of a few farts. So you proceed to try and blow off what feels like a really big powerfull fart (the most satisfying kind) and at first it is then you feel something hit the hole that shouldn't and you have to slam the door really quick. You quickly realize that you are no longer in need of a urinal (if you're a chick then you're pretty much set)so you find a stall and get ready. You know that it's liquid ass but you don't know the severity of the situation. You start to shit, as predicted it's diarrhea. Then it gets stronger and stronger. Soon you start farting between streams. The kind that reverberate in the bowl and echo in the room. Then you start farting during the streams effectively turning your ass into the most devastating form of shotgun known to man. Then the smell hits you and you think maybe you need a bucket too. This goes on for probably 15 minutes; courtesy flushing is a must. Even if you're not in public. The smell would peel the paint from the walls and burn the toilet paper that you hopefully have a costco package of standing by.
Finally it ends and you feel relieved. The cleanup is relatively easy. You may wanna dab some water on a piece of folded TP though to put out the fire. Find some mylanta and go on with your day.
Finally it ends and you feel relieved. The cleanup is relatively easy. You may wanna dab some water on a piece of folded TP though to put out the fire. Find some mylanta and go on with your day.
Friend: "Hey what happened? I thought you just had to piss."
You: "Sorry, I got into a fight with my intestines. It ended in explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "Explo-"
You: "Don't ask..."
You: "Sorry, I got into a fight with my intestines. It ended in explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "Explo-"
You: "Don't ask..."
by Dylanbob April 27, 2007
Get the explosive diarrhea mug.The situation where too many apps are downloaded on a cell phone. (Derivation- Based on population explosion. )
Oh gosh ! Now where has that app gone ? My phone has too many apps .
My phone suufers from appulation explosion !
My phone suufers from appulation explosion !
by Nodcrafty charlatan July 27, 2021
Get the Appulation explosion mug.A mixture of blood and semen that "explodes" when a female engages in particularly violent sex with a "delicate" male.
That slag gave me the pink explosion the other night during the eiffel tower. Fuck her, I'm never going back there!
by nana giving January 4, 2008
Get the pink explosion mug.The kind of crap where it comes so suddenly that it is impossible to avoid:
Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.
As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.
Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.
Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.
As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.
Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.
Friend: "Why the hell were you up all night?"
You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."
Friend: "...what?"
You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "
Friend: "You fought well my friend."
You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."
Friend: "...what?"
You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "
Friend: "You fought well my friend."
by UDon'tKnowWhoIam,ButIKnowU May 31, 2009
Get the Explosive diarrhea mug.Marvin the Martian's weapon after 2000 years of work to destroy the Earth because it blocks his view of Venus, in Hareway to the Stars with Bugs Bunny. It is often misspelt "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator".
The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator...that creature has stolen the Space Modulator!?! Delays, delays.
by Repete456 July 20, 2014
Get the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator mug.While a man is having anal sex with a tight woman, he pulls out as fast as he can and the penis creates a suction to the feces inside the anus and the feces come out as well, if done properly in an explosion.
Person 1: Why do you smell bad?
Person 2: I gave some chick a St. Louis explosion.
Person 1: Cool, wanna give me one?
Person 2: I gave some chick a St. Louis explosion.
Person 1: Cool, wanna give me one?
by hastatus3 May 3, 2010
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