excuse my french 

An expression that is often misused to mean to allow me to curse. In-fact it's supposed to refer to the fact that French is a very sensual language, and it's to be used after something sensual.

Pardon my french, but she's hot.

excuse my french by Idoit November 4, 2003

excuse my french 

what yokels say before they utter a 'cuss word'

Excuse my French, but I would like to fuck a bitch,

excuse my french by Jacques Chirac November 1, 2003

Excuse Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.

"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."

Excuse Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

excuse me um i love you 

famous ariana grande lyric from her song r.e.m (and now her beauty brand) and also the title of ariana's netflix documentary. it is now also a very common sentence in ariana's fandom : the arianators/the tiny elephants/the ariana army/the loves
it's often used to give appreciation to a person that stans ariana grande butera gomez but it can also be said as a joke on the internet (the ariana stans on twitter and instagram use this expression very often).

you can type :
excuse me um i love you
excuse me i love you
excuse me um ily
excuse me ily
excuse me ilu
excuse me i love u
excuse me um i love u

sorry for my bad english

example number 1
*ariana grande posting a picture on instagram or twitter*
- comment section -
moonlightbae10myron : EXCUSE ME UM

- response - ari7ringslove : I LOVE YOU

omgiloveari : EXCUSE ME UMMMM OMG ARIANA ILYSM

gngbiggestfan : excuse me ? i love you.

example number 2
*arianastanlol1 tweets*

"omg get well soon is ariana's best song"
- response - EXCUSE ME UM I LOVE YOU & YOUR MUSIC TASTE SO MUCH

excuse me um i love you by coucoumoic'estroro October 13, 2021

Excuse me

Did you call me crazy and insane

Fuck you mother fucker

You should know that i am more powerful than your fucking being together with supermans.

Bloody fucker. Excuse me with your fucking revolting luring offenses. Screw your blotchy white skin. Having a few skin and balding issues beau. Making up shit about perfectly happy and healthy people. You are a cunt and a half.

Excuse me by 1mILLIONk November 24, 2017

excuse me bitch 

Some dumb sentence my friend x_Nixm made up.

Me: "You need help."
x_Nixm: "Excuse me bitch"

excuse me bitch by BakaDog February 14, 2017

excuse my french 

An irrelevent phrase that is useless because the French have different words for the English cussing words.

Oh, I'm gonna say 'Excuse my French' because I just cussed but I speak English. :D

excuse my french by Rebecca LaRue October 11, 2003