exam week marathon

That awful week when you have to take an exam every single day. Which means you have to study every single day for the exam of the next day. Known for the constant headaches, few hours of sleep and for being extremely tiring. The constant daydreaming of Friday night, which means you won't study anymore, is totally normal.

Sarah: Hi Kevin, wanna go to the movies on Saturday afternoon?
Kevin: You are kidding right? I can't, I have exam week marathon next week. I must start studying now.

by readlookread November 24, 2013

Analogue rectal exam

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

exam hand

The term used to describe the condition where one experiences hand cramps and aching after extensive periods of writing. Most common after, yup, you guessed it, exams.

Jimmy collapsed on the floor and rolled about in agony after coming down with a series bout of exam hand.

by Jack_9632 January 4, 2012

exasperated

A feeling of giving up, worn out, annoyed, etc.

She looked exasperated. "Fine" she said exasperated.

by Jessica1001 January 28, 2015

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

examnesia

A condition which renders one unable to recall any knowledge pertaining to a certain subject just as they are about to write an exam.

Just as I was sitting down to write my English final, I was struck by a bad case of examnesia.

by JD January 26, 2004

Examania

a case of hyper mania characterized by convulsions, excessive and incoherent talking, and insomnia occurring in students during the exam periods at the University of Waterloo.

Andy keeps yelling "I SHO!!"
Yeah, he's got examania. That Organic Chemistry exam's really got him scared.

by Morris Tchir January 15, 2009