Patrick Ewing

n. The act of one's penis "accidentaly" falling out of one's pants in a humorous but mature manner.

"DUDE! Did you just see that bro's cock?! He totally just went patrick ewing on our ass! Sweet!

by Bill Hawthorn August 02, 2007

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J.R. Ewing

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

by Bo Ewing July 29, 2005

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Ew Girl

This is a primate of the female gender who likes nothing, they say "ew" to absolutely everything. They only have the response of ew to everything that you present tho them.

Here is an example of the ew girl using the word.

Rebecca:What is your Favorited food
Mickey: My Favorite food is pizza
Denise: Ewww

by LordOogway February 09, 2022

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