Bert and Ernie

Two friends where one is tall and skinny and the other is short and round, and both are usually kind of nerdy

“These two Bert and Ernie types kept trying to buy us drinks, and I was like, you couldn’t buy me enough alcohol to get me to go home with you.”

by Dan.Solo.Chicago October 6, 2022

Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.

Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.

by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009

no good ernie

A phrase used when something bad or unpleasant happens.

Person A: Man, today I hit a deer and totalled my car out!!!

Person B: Oooh, no good ernie!!!

by HippieChick August 26, 2005

Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

Bert and Ernie

To do something half assed.

"I totally Bert and Ernie'd that exam"

by mekeel May 16, 2007

Burt and Ernie

To sit face to face with a girl while inserting your thumb into her bum and giving her a classic motorboat simultaneously.

Dude last night Roger so Burt and Ernie'd that girl while they were sitting on the couch.

by RiderGuy1006 October 8, 2011

Bert and Ernie

Code word for when one of your buddies is hitting on some ugly bitch. A way of breaking the ice to him without saying she's ugly.

day after: Hey man, thanks for bert and ernie'ing me last night, I didn't want to hook up with that big bitch.

by derek_nesta March 4, 2008