Dirty Ernies 

porn theater

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.

Dirty Ernies by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

Dirty Ernesto 

Rubbing your man juice on your partners upper lip.

Shawn left gave his wife a dirty ernesto that stuck her lip to her nose.

Dirty Ernesto by Dirty E September 12, 2010

dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.

Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

dirty ernie by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 9, 2004

Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.

Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.

Dirty Ernie by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009

Dirty Ernest

An unabashed, violent sexual maneuver that requires incredible core strength in which an individual performs a plank exercise while maintaining an Irish accent screaming "wow this is so so so good. so into this? so so so good."

I can't that stand bitch JESSICA!!! I may as well kidnap her father and show him my best Dirty Ernest

Dirty Ernest by BushDidCovid911 September 18, 2021

Dirty Burt & Ernie 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.

He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

Dirty Burt & Ernie by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

Dirt Ernie 

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.

Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.

Dirt Ernie by Cookie W February 25, 2018