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Dirty Ernesto 

Rubbing your man juice on your partners upper lip.
Shawn left gave his wife a dirty ernesto that stuck her lip to her nose.
Dirty Ernesto by Dirty E September 12, 2010

dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.
Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.
Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.
Dirty Ernie by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009

Dirty Ernest

An unabashed, violent sexual maneuver that requires incredible core strength in which an individual performs a plank exercise while maintaining an Irish accent screaming "wow this is so so so good. so into this? so so so good."
I can't that stand bitch JESSICA!!! I may as well kidnap her father and show him my best Dirty Ernest
Dirty Ernest by BushDidCovid911 September 18, 2021

Dirty Burt & Ernie 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.
He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

Dirt Ernie 

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.
Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.
Dirt Ernie by Cookie W February 25, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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