ejaculate

A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G

Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."

by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009

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Ejactulate and Evacuate

To have sexual intercourse with a woman, ejactulate, and then run away soon after and forget about it in fear of becoming a father.

Bruh you hit it raw!?! Don’t worry, I just Ejactulate and Evacuate

by Kiadii February 12, 2018

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Emaskulate

The act of removing a mask from someone's face.

I was at Costco and Rick Schroeder came out of nowhere and emaskulated me.

by Truth u can Handle May 22, 2021

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Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.

The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.

by KW117 June 19, 2011

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