"emmett" is a fake name used by a user called baldmmett. they are bald, british, a tax payer, a melatonin lover, a furry and much more that they should be jailed for. if you see baldmmett in the wild, make your escape as soon as possible. they are a very dangerous creature.
by maple!! July 18, 2023

by Johnny the security guard May 10, 2024


by unanimous6672 February 28, 2022

my brother, a nerd, a cool guy and an ass sometimes. one day i smashed an xbox one controllerr on his head then he beat the shit out of me, that kinda sucked, he has a both good sense of stile but also needs to shave.
guy #1 whoa Emmett let me copy your homework
Emmett raises hand
guy #1 dont snitch
Emmett asks to go take a shit
Emmett raises hand
guy #1 dont snitch
Emmett asks to go take a shit
by b!g_m@n_Q_d@wg January 30, 2022

Emmmett is a smart alec who think he know eyerything and always sayin diff. ablibs but also nice kinda and also a fortnite kid
"Look at the smart ass over there he such a emmett"
"omg can that snapping turtle shut up he's such a emmett"
"omg can that snapping turtle shut up he's such a emmett"
by mvp.x.williams March 6, 2023
