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Look, an elk!

Something you say to distract people from the fact you just let one rip.
Look, an elk! *Releases bowel gases*
by Jarambe le gortilla July 15, 2022
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Elk Pro

Elk Pro also known as Elk professional. One who’s profession is manually extracting seamen from a bull elk and artificially inseminating a cow elk.
Does anybody know where I can find an elk pro? Asking for a friend.
by Dr. Ranger December 1, 2021
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Elk Look

A man who has the look of someone who has been through war or tough times. He looks tanned, grizzled, experienced, with sinewy muscle, as described by Tim Kennedy referring to senior Special Forces types.
After so many combat tours, my team leader had that "Elk Look".
by Polynikes March 29, 2024
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Elke

Elke is the funniest person I know and her friends are so so so lucky to be friends with her. Although she often sits with weird people in maths, this is out of kindness as they don’t have any other people to sit with. Elke’s are so compassionate and overall just the best people I know. Elke is very tolerant of her annoying friends eg. Eliza. Elke’s are also known to be the jess in all situations.
Person 1 ‘Hey who’s that over there with the fat ass’ person 2 ’oh that’s just elke’
by Heiwusbsysy6866!|€{+ October 12, 2021
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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Elk River Idaho

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement
This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho
by Theidahokid October 23, 2019
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Elke

Have you seen that one eye dog? I think it’s name is elke
by Nugget master4000 March 7, 2023
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