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An egotistical manwhore is a man who dates everyone and everything but will never love you as much as loves himself. He thinks he is good at sports, rapping, making people laugh, and being sexy and the worst thing is he probobly is. This man is usually popular and if not he turns out to be that one kid no one talks to. My advice? Closest thing this man should become is your low key bæ. If you date him may the force be with you
An egotistical manwhore is a man who dates everyone and everything but will never love you as much as loves himself. He thinks he is good at sports, rapping, making people laugh, and being sexy and the worst thing is he probobly is. This man is usually popular and if not he turns out to be that one kid no one talks to. My advice? Closest thing this man should become is your low key bæ. If you date him may the force be with you
by Ambrosia 886 April 27, 2015
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Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle
by brotoriousbig June 9, 2011
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While confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one's own abilities.
Not to be confused with the words:
self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique
While confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one's own abilities.
Not to be confused with the words:
self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique
One: "Hey God.."
God: "YES?"
One: "This can't go on..."
God: "HOW COME?"
One: I've found someone else to believe in...
God: WHAT!? A-after...All This Time?
One: Yea, I'm breaking up with you
God: *speechless*
One: You're just so outdated...sorry.
God: "but, the bible.."
One: Sorry, it's not you, it's me...
God: "I loved you!"
One: Yea, I've discovered something... it's called egonosticism...
*Poof* God disappears
One: Wow, reminds me of my ex...
God: "YES?"
One: "This can't go on..."
God: "HOW COME?"
One: I've found someone else to believe in...
God: WHAT!? A-after...All This Time?
One: Yea, I'm breaking up with you
God: *speechless*
One: You're just so outdated...sorry.
God: "but, the bible.."
One: Sorry, it's not you, it's me...
God: "I loved you!"
One: Yea, I've discovered something... it's called egonosticism...
*Poof* God disappears
One: Wow, reminds me of my ex...
by C Tang January 3, 2009
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emo kid: shut up no normal emo kid says that
*cuts little rich white girls wrist* she dies slowly
emo kid laughs
emo kid: shut up no normal emo kid says that
*cuts little rich white girls wrist* she dies slowly
emo kid laughs
by tattoosBooze&Sexydudes April 6, 2009
Get the emotasticaful mug.1. Believing oneself to be more intelligent than, having a right to dominate, or being owed sex from women because one possesses testicles.
2. Having the belief that one is attractive simply because they are male.
3. Allowing oneself to behave in ways that one chastises women for.
4. Describing mental conditions resulting from testoterone poisoning.
2. Having the belief that one is attractive simply because they are male.
3. Allowing oneself to behave in ways that one chastises women for.
4. Describing mental conditions resulting from testoterone poisoning.
He had a rather egotesticle attitude about women's appearances, without bothering to to address his own.
by JaNell Golden December 30, 2003
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