Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."

Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.

by PD2 February 12, 2006

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

by Lynny64 July 14, 2011

Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est

Something happens this day..

Yo you remember Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est?
Bro wdym

:)

by BrainPlayz January 26, 2022

Oh my Gyaw le Gyeu est Gyu

(Gyawd) -, Montréal slang for: “God”.
(Gyeu) -, a noun that can mean: he/she , they/them.
(Gyu) -, Montréal slang for: “cute”.

Gyeu - word created by Ethan Perez and noah Bilodeau.

Kesspase mon gyeu, tu pull up live!! les gyeu sont gyu chez moi, oh my gyawd qui sont gyu!

“Oh my Gyaw le Gyeu est Gyu”. means:
Oh my god the “person” is cute

“Les gyeu sont gyu chez moi” meaning -, the girls are fire at my place.

“oh my gyawd qui sont gyu“ meaning -, oh my god they’re so fire!

by October 12, 2020

ta mere est bon dans lit avec ton pere

An insult used in online gaming. The insult is used mainly to insult french players that are speaking loudly over the games voice system.

Translates roughly to: your mother is good in bed with your father.

french guy: oui, le bank est sur la maison
annoyed player: omfg sdfu! ta mere est bon dans lit avec ton pere!!!

by Alienmad March 06, 2005

Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.

Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

by je ne regrette pas August 23, 2011

pour une colonie de lepre, votre pays est tout a fait plaisant.

French -

I THINK...Your Country Is Quite Nice As Far As Leprocy Colonies Go

by Afgan Stan May 14, 2004