by yadadadadaddadad July 11, 2006
I can't believe that I fould the easter egg in Gilgi!
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
The beautiful act of inserting a Cadburys egg (Or another well known brand) of whichever proportion seems suitable for the size of said oriface (anus) or how hungry the rimmer is. After waiting for 3 to 5 minutes for the chocolate to become more fluid in consistency the rimmer can proceed to clear the area with their tongue until satisfied that no secretions are left to mark the sheets or sofa or park bench or swimmingpool (Exteme caution is advised when underwater rimming) Rinse and repeat until both rimmer and reimmie are satisfied they are comfortably full.
"Easter soon, better get the mini eggs in and one of those massive ones from Thorntons for Joanne, she loves a bit of Easter rimming"
by EasterBunny6969 April 09, 2018
The opposite of the Easter Bunny who steals easter egg presents from their own kids without telling them.
"I'm afraid Aunty Mavis forgot to get you an easter egg this year little billy", said the easter mummy, "but anyway you've still got 3 more to eat and we dont want you getting sick - right?"
by chesterpest January 17, 2010
by giaty April 05, 2010
After weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate ejaculation experienced after Lent is over, on Easter.
Jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an Easter Splooge, it was magical.
by Tharsheblows March 06, 2012
a wonderful human being probably by the name of caroline. they are usually very pretty and talented and don't rape kids
that woman is a real mole easter
by uassfd August 26, 2017