dyslexia

a good excuse for everything if you have it

john: zomg lee, you just killed 15 people, your going to hell
lee: no ,its ok, i have dyslexia
john: o im sorry i had no idea

by Lee Jennings November 9, 2007

Dyslexic Driver

A person on the road who cant concentrate or keeps swerving is called a Dyslexic Driver.

Omg that asshole in front of us is such a Dyslexic Driver!

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

Freudian dyslexia

Similar to a freudian slip. Misreading and/or miswriting words in a sexual way.

I keep writing 'cock' when I mean 'coke', I think I suffer from freudian dyslexia.

by Ospin December 14, 2010

dyslexica

Proper noun. Dyslexica is a female Twi'lek, in the on-line game Star Wars Galaxies. She is a Rebel Master Commando, and Mayor of DaY Resort, on the planet Rori. Her full name is: Dyslexica Istoo, which spelled sideways would be: Is too a dyslexic.

Dyslexica is the Mayor of Day Resort, on Rori. Star Wars: Galaxies on-line game, Eclipse Galaxy.

by Dan Richards December 14, 2008

dyslexia

A reading disorder. When people mix up similar-looking letters, such as:

d, b, p, q

Is it a "d"?
Or a "p"?
Is is a "b"?
Or a "q"?


d.
It's a perfect d, except that it's really a q.

=P

by Cyndane March 27, 2005

Tilly is dyslexic

It’s when someone named tilly is so dumb and can’t spell you call them a dyslexic peace of shit

oh my gosh! Tilly is dyslexic!!!!!!!

by all my my friends are dyslexic March 3, 2019

Dyslexic

Chloe Hoogenboom

‘Chloe is such a dyslexic chode’

by Pickflowersnotfights June 13, 2018