dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.

Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt

by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016

Dyslexism

When you dont know how to read or type big sentences.

Your friend:Hey
You: i um hi

Your friend: Whats wrong
You: I HAVE DYSLEXISM

by imsoswagizzy July 22, 2021

Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013

Dyslexic Scab

Phoenix

Phoenix is a dyslexic scab

by Kai.bloop February 4, 2022

im dyslexic

when you do something stupid and you blame it on dyslexic

trips over own foot "im dyslexic"

by socks are the best December 6, 2017

Dyslexia

A word made so difficult to spell for people who have it...

"We shall call it Dyslexia" (pre-word existing)

"And how shall we spell it?"

"D, Oh and then we will throw in a Y as a bit of a curveball. Oh and then later on we will shove an X in there to really fuck 'em up"

by TheGr8Cornholio November 2, 2021

dyslexiasexual

You have a sexual attraction to dyslexic people,this means you find sexual interests in people that are dyslexic. A new way to expand you sexuality and feel proud of it!

Person 1: Dyslexic spelling mistakes and incorrect pronunciation are so cute! I wish i could marry a dyslexic person!
Person 2: So your dyslexiasexual?

by Lucienne! September 7, 2023