Cunt Deception

contraception - decieveing ones cunt

Before we have sex, do you have any cunt deception such as the pill, the coil or the plan-b

by le pixel July 20, 2020

oak grove deception

The act of talking a big game and then backing out at the last minute. This phrase often involves a week of bullshit leading up to a road trip. On the road trip the guilty party, despite saying all week that they were going out to drink, decides to stay at the hotel and order pizza

Matt: Alright the road trip is finally here! Joel, are you ready to get fucked up!!!

Joel: Hell Yeah!!!

Ross: Hey Joel we are leaving in 5 minutes!

Joel: I'm just gonna stay in and eat pizza instead.

Matt: Typical Oak Grove deception! I bet you're great at Pokemon!

Joel: I'm a super high level! Y'all wish y'all could beat me in Pokemon!

Gantt: Gayyyyyy

by SanAntonio December 24, 2013

Rape by deception

Promise something to them and rape them

He never came back i was rape by deception

by 459395 March 5, 2022

Decepticondom

the sworn enemy of the autothots

oh shit there is a autothot help go get the decepticondoms

by Megacondom February 8, 2018

deeptionary

Collection of knowledge commonly consulted by pot smokers in order to obtain the cosmic meaning of anything in particular.

Dude, the “deeptionary” says that grass is green because of chlorophyll which is great for my teeth.

by Eldude97 August 20, 2021

Deception

When crap definition's get published and decent one's do not.

I am tired of all this Deception.

by Her #Twinkie December 4, 2017

danception

the state of moving your body along the rhythem, a feeling that comes from the bottom of your heart, and its one's most desired thought in mind.
one could cause deception in someone's mind if the danceptor has great will power, or if the music is too funky.
中文翻譯為"全面舞動"
指的不只是身體上的律動，其中還包含心靈上的舞動，一個人跳舞不只是表面上的律動，而是全心全意投注在跳舞這個領域。你講話要有律動；你讀書要有律動；你上廁所也要有律動，無時無刻不在律動，心裡也在律動，每分每秒都有專屬你的節拍!

irvin: danception, now before you bother telling me its impossible....

paul: no, its perfectly possible, its just bloody difficult.

paul: listen, if youre gonna peform danception, you need imagination.

by NTPU LOCKER August 17, 2011