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Durfing

The act, most commenly used by mormon girls, of dry humping through clothes. Often accompanied by blue balls on the part of the guy and a guilty concience in the part of the girl.
We were durfing so hard on her counter I thought my dick might break.
by Durfing April 12, 2010
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durfraud

A person that blows a 3-1 lead, and joins the 73-9 warriors team they lost too just to beat The LeBron James. Durfraud, a player that needs at least 3 top 5 players on his team at the same time in order to win. Durfraud is a person that simply chokes at the highest stages when his top 5 players aren’t there to save the day.
You can can’t beat them, bust a Durfraud and join them!

Durfraud choked a 3-1 and 2-0 lead.
by KDKiller June 28, 2021
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Durfsgiving

A national holiday celebrated annually in which an equal amount of males and females come together to celebrate. Celebrations include taking turns durfing each of your closest friends in expression of thanks. Typically Durfsgiving is celebrated on the evening of the third Thursday of November after family Thanksgiving celebrations have concluded, but can be celebrated on any night during the year as many times as you want. :)

Durfsgiving is culturally and linguistically connected to the popular holiday "Funkaween"
Male: Hey (GIRL) I am so thankful for our friendship! Want to come to my Durfsgiving party so I can show you how grateful I am for you!
Girl: Of course! I'm gonna durf your penis off because I am so grateful for you!
by G-STAR-RAW November 9, 2021
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hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.
I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!
by subberz August 31, 2010
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durftard

a dufus retard, commonly known as dumbass
man, that guy is a durftard guys dont need douche bags!
by alzzzzzzz March 28, 2005
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Durfwang

An extraordinarily large sweaty (and smelling of vaginal juices) penis. Usually found on Indian people.
The mans durfwang was bigger than the lady could have imagined.
by Yunis Ba'tata December 23, 2008
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Durfee

a bamf. a Durfee will take shit from no one and can kick ass
"Whoa check out the durfee on her she totally kicked his ass!"
by The Durfee January 9, 2012
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